Nothing to say...

Hey everyone!

Hope you like the penguin...I fell in love when I saw him.

GUESS WHAT!!! I GOT A *B* IN ALGEBRA!!!! YAY ME!!!!

Well, I really don't have anything to say...So I think I'm just going to mosey on to bed and you can use this posts comments to talk about randomness (which is always fun)

Love you all,

Jenn

P.S. Mike confessed to me the other day that he's a pretty pretty princess. HEE HEE HEE....I always knew there was something different about him...

P.P.S. This his how I feel sometimes....This is one of those times...

Things I Love...

Things I love....



Who doesn't??? I'm such a geek....Wait...I'm a classic nerd...*gets dictionary...* Is there a difference? (Wow...I had to look in 4 dictionaries before I found one that had the definitions) Geek - 1. A carnival performer billed as performing bizarre acts. 2. a peculiar or offensive person, esp. one who is overly intellectual. Nerd - a dull, ineffectual, or unattractive person...Hmm... That's sad. Oh well! I'm STILL a CLASSIC NERD AND PROUD OF IT!



SHOUT OUT TO LAURA, LAUREN, RAINEE, LEAH, ELISABETH, MILLIE, AND ALL MY OTHER GALIES THAT READ THIS! (Even though I think I covered everyone...Let me know if I missed somebody....)



I think this one speaks for itself.



Because he laughs at Laura....LOL. Story time. Yesterday, Laura and I were just walking around Cheney and we ended up at Zips and stayed there for quite while....Well, I paid off one of the ladies that works at zips to mop the floor (payback for her pushing me off the Space Needle) and Laura proceeded to slip on it. LOL...And there were three UPS men sitting in a booth that saw her and they all started laughing. It was hilarious!


Love you all!!!

Infinite X's and O's,
Jenn

Death by twisted ankle...

Hey everyone...

Guess what! I twisted my ankle!!! WOOT! I've been limping around all day! WOOT! It hurts! WOOT! (actually, it's feeling somewhat better now, but it still aches). So I've comprised a list of possibilities on how and why it happened.

- Laura's out for my life insurance and therefore pushed me off of a building.
- Tyler hitting my ankles with glowie necklaces yelling, "DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!"
- I still have the morp fever and danced myself into one of the infamous potholes....
- Laura didn't like the fact that I followed her home and so she pushed me down the steps of her house.
- Laura learned martial arts and while demonstrating her mad martial arts chop skills my ankle got in the way.
- THE WASL DID IT!
- I witnessed Laura eating carbs and so I wouldn't tell anyone she pushed me.
- Laura, in order to obtain my life insurance, pushed me off of a building while practicing her martial art skills as I was dancing during the WASL and fell into a pothole and all the while Tyler stood there yelling, "DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!"

So there you go....

Or you could go with the truth and say I fell off of a one inch ledge in the cement by Laura's house that I failed to see and twisted my ankle. Not as exciting...But it works.

Today was the last day of the WASL testing (for this month anyways...I have another week for WASL next month, but that's NEXT month...)! I SURVIVED the first half of the WASL!! Yay for me! Now...Did I pass? I have no idea and won't know until June...How lame is that?!?!?

Now is the time to talk about stupid moments that have happened in the last two days...I'll start with mine...Today I was talking about this band and I said that they were from "Norwegia".....HOW STUPID! When I said it I KNEW it didn't sound right, but I couldn't think of what DID sound right.

And yesterday, Tyler, Mike, Laura, and myself went to the bookstore because Tyler wanted to buy some incense (Yes...At a bookstore...It's a weird place) and he picks up this box of incense sticks and he looks at it and says, "poom....I wonder what poom smells like..." and then all of a sudden says, "Oh my gosh...Am I THAT stupid?" *turns box right side up and we all discover it says 'wood'* It was HILARIOUS. We all laughed really hard and are still talking about it.

Well, y'all, I think I'm going to head to bed pretty soon.

NIGHT!
Jenn

Surveyishness

1. First Name? Jennifer

2. Were you named after anyone? Yes...Don't know who though.

3. Do you wish on stars? Yeah, sometimes.

4. When did you last cry? Today

5. Do you like your handwriting? For the most part

6. What is your favorite lunch meat? Roast Beef

7. What is your birth date? September 20

8. Mountains or Beach? Moutains I guess....I hate the beach.

9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Possibly...

10. Do you have a Journal? I have one but I never write in it. I basically just keep this.

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Yes

12. Do you have a nickname? Several....Jenn, Happy, Henneefer, Roberta, Thee, and What's-Her-Face.

13. Would you bungee jump? No

14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Noipe

15. Do you think that you are strong? Kinda

16. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Strawberry

17. Shoe Size? 10

18. Red or pink? pink.

19. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I wish I was about 2 inches taller.

20. Who do you miss most? Hmm...Not sure.

21. Do you want everyone who reads this to post it on their blog and fill it out? Sure, why not!

22. What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now? Blue jeans, no shoes.

23. What are you listening to right now? The blinging of the instant messenger.

24. Last thing you ate? French fries and a chicken sandwich.

25. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Orange, because it's different.

26. What is the weather like right now? Cold

27. Last person you talked to on the phone? Laura

28. 1st thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hair, Eyes, smile, personality.

30. Favorite Drink? Chai Tea

31. What is your favorite sport? Basketball

32. What is your Hair Color? Brown

33. Eye Color? Blue

34. Do you wear contacts? No

35. Favorite Food? Mexican and/or Chinese food.

36. Last Movie You Watched? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

37. Favorite Day of the Year? CHRISTMAS!!!

38. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? Happy endings

39. Summer or winter? Spring

40. Hugs OR Kisses? Both

41. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? Ice cream

44. Living Arrangements? Yep yep, I live.

45. What is on Your Mouse Pad? A bunch of mixed together paint...It's flippin' awesome.

46. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? I didn't watch any TV. But Laura, Mike, and I watched Hangman's Curse.

47. Favorite Sounds? Music

48. What's the furthest you've been from home? Wisconson

50.Are you going to add another question which wasn't on this survey before? Nope...Don't feel like it.

MORP

Hey everyone,

If you could imagine, I'm pretty tired because...LAST NIGHT WAS MORP!!! OMG! It was the BEST FREAKIN' NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!! I had so much fun! The music was great! It wasn't stuff I would normally listen to, but it was so infectious and fun to dance to you HAD to love it! All night I danced like a freak (Very different from freak dancing, which there was quite alot of...) (Yes, Leah, it was my first dance ever!) My very first slow dance...Was with a chick! lol Stevie and I didn't have anyone to dance with so we danced with eachother. It was fun! lol Then about an hour and a half later I had my very first slow dance with a boy. One of Mike's friends, Matt. He was REALLY nice and I had such a great...2.5 minutes with him! lol But in that 2 and a half minutes (dancing to "I Knew I Loved You" by Savage Garden) we covered religion, school, the night, knowing Mike, managed to sing a bit of the song, and snuck in about 2 seconds of interpretive dance! (That was hilarious!) And about 20 seconds into the song Mike comes over and asks if he can cut in....And then starts dancing with MATT! LOL LOL LOL It was brilliant! After that, Matt turns to Laura (Mike's girlfriend) and says, "Screw you, I love him!" LOL Shortly after that Mike, Laura, and I decided to leave, so I went back up to Matt, thanked him again for the dance and said it was nice meeting him and then he opened up his arms and says "Give me a hug!.....Give me a hug!.....*evil eye* GIVE ME A HUG!" But the music was so loud I couldn't hear him!!! (I swear I came out of there half deaf!) And so Mike just pushed me into his arms! lol It was cool!

I had so much fun! Now I'm going to go and watch some TV and just relax...Dancing really tires you out!

Love,
Jennifer

P.S. You haven't lived unless you'd danced to Timewarp!!! It's only one of the best songs to dance to!!!

The countdown has begun....

The highly anticipated dance has almost arrived! THAT'S RIGHT!!! TOMORROW IS MORP!!!! EEEEEE!!!!! I'm soooooo excited! Tomorrow is going to be a FUN day! Early in the morning (Early = before ten...) I will wake up and get ready to head over to Laura's...There we shall warm up for the dance by watching and dancing with Ellen Degeneres. Shortly after is my piano lesson....Then I think after that we are going to watch Hangman's Curse. *Few hours pass, which I'm sure will be filled with nail painting, giggling, and music listening* Then we will get ready for MORP. I'll try my best to get a picture of us in our outfits...I'll try...

Well, I guess that's all I really have to say for now...Except...My toes are freezing...As well as my fingers.

Later
*J*

Slideshow

Hey everyone,

I have a special treat for you today!!! (Hopefully it will work *crosses fingers*)

Here are some of my BESTEST friends!!! ENJOY!!!!



I've also placed this slideshow above my links section.

Love you all,

Jenn

D. All of the Above

Hey everyone,

Today was a really great day! Besides having to get up at 4:30 am for the third morning in a row, it was all around good!

I'VE FINISHED (and survived) MATH!!!! I finished my workbook today, so all I have left to do is the test (which isn't stuff from the book. Randy is going to put together a bunch of WASL prompts and that will be our test.) And then I'll have the math WASL next month, and then I will be OFFICIALLY finished!!!! And I am NOT going to take Algebra 2. That can keep that all to themselves (My present for them.) Mum called up the college of my choice last week and they said you didn't need it, especially since I want to do something with books and/or writing! So, if they think I'm going to take it, they're crazy!!! (By the way, thanks bunches to me friend Elisabeth who helped me with the Series thingies with the summation signs! ALL of the ones I did were right!!!!!)





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Haven't you always wanted to know how you were going to die? (Me either...lol) Now you know! Heck yes! Hamster attack...The ONLY way to go!

Today after youth group, Mike, Laura, Tyler, Vicky (Vicky is from England...So she has the accent and everything. Everyone makes a big deal about it...Especially at church because she says "church" funny), and myself all went to the grocery store (our new hangout....Yes...You heard me...THE GROCERY STORE! Got a problem with that? Didn't think so...) And we were walking around having loads of fun, then we landed in the magazine section where Vicky and I got into a debate over two cover guys and which one was more attractive and then Mike decided to get more "comfortable" and lay down in the middle of the aisle with his magazine....This is when I proceeded to LIGHTLY step on his stomach (he then pretended to writhe in pain and as soon as I said, "Oh brother! I barely touched you!" he says, "Ok" and goes back to reading his magazine.). Shortly after we found ourselves in the deli seating area where we mostly just chatted and dodged Mike's flying chopsticks. There I was sitting across the table from Vicky and I poked her arm and said, "I like you!" and she said, "I like you too!" and then she continues, "You know what! I even love you!....And I'm not even drunk." It was hilarious! I laughed so hard. My friends are the greatest.

Today at school....There was a guy there named Eddie, whom I just met today, and he's hilarious! His eye was really red and he didn't know what was wrong with it, so he kept trying to come up with a reasonable explaination....So of course, he comes up with the most logical of them all..."I HAVE CANCER!!!" And the look on his face was priceless! I was soooo funnee!!! And the Alisha said, "Well, maybe something just got in your eye.." and he says, "Yeah! CANCER!" and Alisha replies, "No, I mean like something in the air...Dust or something." and Eddie says, "EXACTLY! CANCER!!!" So at least an hour we were all talking about that. And when lunch rolled around Jen, our teacher, says "Ok everybody, time for lunch. Be back by 12:15!" and I say, "What if you have cancer and are late?" and she says, "Bring a doctor's note."

So, last week, my mum and I went to town and I think we were headed home when we drove by the statue of Abraham Lincoln...So I decided to take a picture for all of you to see....



Wait.....Let's back up and take a closer look.....(Wow....That sentence is quite the oxymoron...Oh well.)



When did good ol' Abe become a pirate? YES. Someone put an eye patch on Abe....WHY? I don't know and I'm not sure if I WANT to know.

Well, I am extremely exhausted (Hee hee....Gotta love illiterations.) so I'm going to head to bed. WOW...No wonder I'm tired. It's 7 minutes until midnight.

Talk to ya'll later!

Love,
Jennifer